Angels are historically known in the Slam Canon to be the Biggest Losers in the World, and are representatives of the Neo Slam Gods. They are depicted as machine-like servants, and may carry a variety of weapons, especially guns (both the muscle and the not-muscle variants). Modern historians believe that angels are actually synonymous with the Neo Slam Gods and were invented by writers to cover up the Neo Slam Gods' losses, which would stain their 100,000,000,000,000 - 0 record.