Antique Table

The Antique Table was a piece of furniture stolen from Jut's Farm and placed in Resonacia's Chat Tavern. It is said to have had the ability to speak, but when it did, it usually just shouted "Penis!"

While Juts Beaumont was having dinner with Lydie Erlanger, the table reportedly spoke for the first time, exclaiming "Big fat IGA cock!" Lydie, believing Juts to be have shouted it, left in disgust. It also misplaced Jut's birthday cake.

Over time, it has learned to shape-shift in a number of things, including a tablet.