Apocryphal Slam Gods

Apocryphal Slam Gods are Slam Gods that were declared not rad enough to be included in Slam Canon at the First Council of Slamopolis. Various reasons include: not slamming enough and not eating enough japaleno to be a Hard Man. These Slam Gods are eternally shamed, and their confidence has been interred in the Monument of Futility, a dirt mound in Diplo's backyard.