Apocryphal Texts

The following is an alphabetical list of texts whose veracity and/or value has been doubted by the Grandgod Church, such that their publication has been halted and all (or most) public copies seized.

  • Assassins of the 1400
  • Beaster Da Man
  • Beezleboss
  • Bewildergoose
  • Big Baby Gandhi
  • Bob Bobbert Bobson
  • Buddha Machine
  • Church of Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Crying Babyworm
  • Daily Tortilla Intake
  • Death Jazz Piss Funk
  • Debated Questions Regarding the Procreation and Existence of Certain Large Creatures
  • Diarrhea of a Genius
  • Did Velociraptor Travel Through Space?
  • Do Pigs Lay Eggs?
  • Eat Your Parents
  • Erotically Shaped Plants
  • Famous Watermelons
  • Find the Ramen
  • Five Pound Erection
  • Geography of Pigs
  • Gotta Believe in Pumpkins
  • Grape Stomp Lady: A Life
  • Hamburgerology
  • Hell Energy Drink
  • Hottest Man in the World!!
  • How Does a Airplane Fly?
  • How Old are Cars?
  • How to Stop a Hurricane
  • Humin Penis
  • I Am The King
  • In Ping Pong Does the Ball Have to Hit Your Side Before You Hit It?
  • Jiggly Babby Show
  • Look an Eagle
  • Lunker Hands
  • List of Deaths by Cello
  • List of Fictional Characters Who Lack Bravery
  • List of Jellyfish Who Have Stungle Notable People
  • List of People Who Are Alive or Dead
  • List of Puddles
  • List of Things Sharing Names with Finnish Presidents
  • Magic Beans are The Real
  • Massive Scar Era
  • Men Without Pants
  • Millions of Worthless Articles
  • Mythical Cluck-Clucks
  • Nomad Porn
  • Nude Hippo
  • Oh Shit Not Again
  • Oscillating Penguin of Ultimate Seduction
  • Penis Jam
  • People with the Last Name "Butt"
  • Pisspond
  • Population of the Whole Universe
  • Reasons Why Many People Study in China
  • Rectal Anarchy
  • Satanic Enlightenment
  • Satan Will be Restored
  • Screaming Mechanical Brain
  • Stupid People
  • Super Mega Ultra Fun
  • Teenagers: The Unbeatable Rulers of Their Own Kingdom
  • The Anti-Cursing Foundation: A History
  • The Country that Never Came Under Rule of Other Country
  • The Golden Age of Bridges
  • The Power to Destroy
  • Vampire Potato
  • WE CAN TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT IF UNIVERS REACH LIGHT YEARS ACROSS IN A SPLIT SECOND
  • What is Chess
  • What I Watched on TV Last Night
  • Why You Can't Cross Your Legs in Church
  • You Are Dumb
  • Z-Bomb