Babby Pumpatron theft

Babby Pumpatron theft is the theft of muscle babbies dressed as infant Pumpatron from outdoor displays during the Xmas season. The prevalence of such thefts has escalated to owners to equipping the babbies with more and more outrageously high-level equipment or have decoy muscle babbies on display, only to incite more reason to steal the babbies. Various other means to protect the babbies include Flexing Positioning System Devices, surveillance cameras, and mercenary adventurers.


One babby was equipped with a Level 99 Stainless Steel Maximum Hard-Boned Masamune. The Masamune and the babby were stolen in hours despite the display being monitored by 10,000 cameras and 20 million coppers.