Beast Boogle

The Beast Boogle is an affliction centered in Mashchester. It turns scrawny Mashchesterers into big beautiful black haired strong-armed beasts. There has been no effort to stop it. There is one disadvantage, however: the Beast Boogle causes so much hair growth that the body's form is too obscured. Therefore, all Mashchester beasts cannot participate in bodybuilding contests as judges cannot discern their limbs, let alone their surely gargantuan muscles. There's a great pity to be have for the obfuscated bicep.