Blingvolk are an ethnic group in Certain Country, distinguished by their gold-imbued skin. Blingvolk are credited with inventing Blingee. Their bodies usually range from several thousand to a billion stone. Many Buddhist Blingvolk take it upon themselves to honor Buddha in the form of mimicry. Eventually their egos become so strong that they become Buddha Huge themselves, necessitating governments to move them to personal shrines. Now the practice is a common form of attaining enlightenment for many aspiring Blingvolken bodhisattvas. They fetch a good price in the black market.

Could Godlin and Gold GT be related…?