Bod Total, post-head.
In an effort to remain maximum-true to his puzzling convictions, Bod has experimented with various methods of keeping a certain distance between himself and any other living being. These methods have included donning armor horizontally insulated with 35,000 meters of Big Guy Foam, exuding Chikara (mostly sweat) at a rate and intensity so strong that every animate object, muscle-loving or not, within 12 kilometers was repelled, and having a mansion built whose central room — the Eggchamber — was impossible to get to by anyone other than Bod (Dag Infinite criticized this building for supposedly being a mere inferior copy of his own mansion, Dag Manor, by writing an essay, published in The Critical Stonesetter, whose pages when lined up vertically formed a warped image of Dag's screaming face with the text; the text itself was largely nonsense).
Bod's most recent controversial act was removing his head and relocating it in his enormous projecting chest — controversial because no one can tell if Bod is alive anymore. Some people say [YES]; some people say [NO]; others say [HMMMMM HM HMMM]. His body was last seen standing atop a lone pillar in a desert by a smart bird named "Dird."