Book Of Slams

The holiest of tomes in the world. It details the Slam God mythology, chronicling the creation of the universe and the proceeding g-urthly events, up to the division between the Neo Slam Gods and the Dark Slam Gods. The Book of Slams has no known author(s), and was assembled from ancient pages scattered around a network of subterranean tunnels in Finland. Its text was originally written in a language, dubbed Massivish, with no ties to known historical or contemporary cultures. Many of the most recent interpretive and translational breakthroughs on the book have been done by Diplo of Resonacia.