Boston Crab

A wrestling move invented by the Rourke family. At some point, a Rourke was in Boston in the distant past and performed this hold on an opponent (which was a crab native to Boston). Thus, it was named the Boston Crab. The move actually has nothing to do with crabs otherwise, contrary to scholarly speculation. Before its history was revealed through Octopus Rourke's surfacing, this move had mystified wrestling fans and scholars alike with its enigmatic naming, and had been the subject of several popular songs such as "I Got A Crab From Boston" and "And Then She Boston Crabbed Me".

The original hold is a devastating eight-legged hold that will defeat the opponent 9,999,999,999,999,999 out of 10,000,000,000,000,000 times. The current version has been corrupted due to ningen influence.