The Brainless Norseman was a burgeoning Scandinavian who wandered and terrorized the quaint town of Burping Borblow. In his jealousy of those who possessed brains and reminded him that he was a brainless dumbo, he tended to collect the head of anyone who stood in his way. This led to his Ultimate Demise.
The Brainless Norseman's preferred weapons of choice were a quartet of guns named the BFGs (Brain Final-Gibbers). They were effective at blowing off heads, but made quite a mess. The Brainless Norseman was detained after he was discovered picking up one of 1,090,650,000,085 meat gibs from a fresh Brainboom scene.
He allegedly lost his brain after a Morse Code accident. Only one detail is known of this incident: that the Brainless Norseman was part of a secret order called the B.L.O.O.D.B.U.N.G., whose members enjoyed soliciting in very teal Mashchester towns, such as Pigburg-Brüm, while brandishing heavily damaged and bandaged weaponry.
List of Victims
- Dynamite Headdy
- Knock Before Entering
- Headful Falconn
- Shagohod Bane
- Killme Shaw
- Pilgrim Grimpill
- Smart Trousers Boris
- Murdered Mason
- Headshot Harris
- Doom Gai
- Dool Dink
- Horse Thief Halmud
- Jakk Van Goog
- Mystery Pump
- Adore DaBomb
- Wigley Shufflerump
- G Jay
- Flush Rememberer