Breeches
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Breeches are a very Finnish item of clothing. While loin-clothes are common in the world outside of Finland, everyone in Finland prefers the breeches. For towns that lie on Finland's border, a person can expect to see a rich blend of breeches, loin-clothes, and even the occasional loin-breeches.

Breeches were made to stop the frequent freezing of the genitals. Some Finnish prefer wearing loin-clothes as a statement of cultural awareness, or because they are too in love with their legs after doing twenty-thousand squats. In these cases, the Finnish government offers experimental loin-clothes created by Jarry Boschwraggler that mitigate heat loss through a series of carbon pumps and valves.