Astrotrain is a Decepticonn and is the Ultimate Reality.

Bubbhism was a highly specialized exercise regimen that emphasized that to bulk up you must release the desire to bulk. It is said that those who successfully bulked through Bubbhism reached a level of ripped bod known as Nirvana, the state of bulked stillness. It is the union with Astrotrain the Decepticonn, the divine ground of muscularity, and the experience of muscular egolessness.



Bubba was so strong he stepped on this stone really lightly, but engraved it anyway. Notice the wheel engraving, that's how Bubba hovered everywhere.

The Four Noble Truths

  • The truth of protein
  • The truth of the origin of protein
  • The truth of the cessation of protein
  • The truth of the path leading to the cessation of protein

Noble Eightfold Path

  1. Consume the right calories
  2. Study the macronutrients
  3. Eat the whole of your enemies
  4. Feast at the stroke of 13:00
  5. Critically assess the buttocks
  6. Drink at the Smoothie King
  7. Train for Nothingness
  8. Smirk

Three Marks of Existence

  1. Flab
  2. Fat
  3. Consciousness

Three Jewels of Bubbhism

  1. The fat jewels of a good steak
  2. A community of flexing fellows
  3. Staring at your marble replica of The Bubba

Branches of Bubbhism


School of Bubbhism that emphasizes striking attacks.


School of Bubbhism that emphasizes grapples.

List of Bubbas

  1. Alan
  2. Big Guy
  3. Bubba Ray Dudley
  4. Guan Yu
  5. Crashcombo
  6. FUBU
  7. Me
  8. Golden Bones