Bubbhism
Astrotrain is a Decepticonn and is the Ultimate Reality.
Concepts
Bubba was so strong he stepped on this stone really lightly, but engraved it anyway. Notice the wheel engraving, that's how Bubba hovered everywhere.
The Four Noble Truths
- The truth of protein
- The truth of the origin of protein
- The truth of the cessation of protein
- The truth of the path leading to the cessation of protein
Noble Eightfold Path
- Consume the right calories
- Study the macronutrients
- Eat the whole of your enemies
- Feast at the stroke of 13:00
- Critically assess the buttocks
- Drink at the Smoothie King
- Train for Nothingness
- Smirk
Three Marks of Existence
- Flab
- Fat
- Consciousness
Three Jewels of Bubbhism
- The fat jewels of a good steak
- A community of flexing fellows
- Staring at your marble replica of The Bubba
Branches of Bubbhism
Dandavada
School of Bubbhism that emphasizes striking attacks.
Maharamya
School of Bubbhism that emphasizes grapples.
List of Bubbas
- Alan
- Big Guy
- Bubba Ray Dudley
- Guan Yu
- Crashcombo
- FUBU
- Me
- Golden Bones
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