Burgburg is a maximal hyper-capitalist township situated on the Mountains of New Eurump. It is full of Kohtuuttomuus. Capitalism was not always the de facto law of Burgburg, and the once humble adobe was founded by a handful of burger enthusiasts who wanted to break off from the burger teachings of Eurump. They believed that Eurumpean teachings were not authoritarian enough, and that people should be malevolent first, religious second.

All residents are compelled to watch huge television screens of cascading graphs known as the Stock Market, and they have long since abandoned developing new burger technologies in favor of consolidating remaining burgers onto the figurehead's lap.