Burgeruglar
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The Burgeruglar is a Terrible Terrorist hailing from Burgburg who performs acts of villainy. Adorned in Bathing Ape (B.A.P.E.) apparel, an Only-Partially tucked-in shirt, and stupid hat, he revels in a monstrous level of unbelievable bullshit. What's worse is that he steals the Fat Burgers of all the fair people of Fat Nation, leaving them without sesame buns and beef patties — items that constitute the Burgburger identity. In the aftermath, the burgled are left to question their ethnicity, for what is a Burgburger without a Burger?