Cane Bane
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The Cane Bane is an overwhelming preconception that canes are the symbols of privilege, snobbery, and not working out. It's a preconception but it's indeed true. Cane users have tried to circumvent this prejudice by making their canes house hidden blades, but that just increased the prevalence of the Cane Bane. Canes are for uppity nerds! Use a big fist not a wispy knife! The most outstanding evidence for this is that the Cane Bane's most numerous opponents all reside in Mashchester, the world's nerdville!

Though if you use a cane for practical means (your upper body mass is too monstrous for your legs), then all means, cane all you want. You deserve it, honorable caner.