Cluck Bangalow
A Slamerican criminal who is half chicken and half human. Law officers are unsure of how Cluck is half human, since she looks like a chicken who is perhaps somewhat larger than the usual chicken.
Crimes
- Making clucking sounds at the hours of 2 AM and 3 AM.
- Shedding feathers on historic landmarks, such as the famous Rod of Mugrule Tibbins.
- Loudly slapping ass when within auditory proximity of police.
- Egging Donald Rump's shithouse.
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