Cluck Bangalow

A Slamerican criminal who is half chicken and half human. Law officers are unsure of how Cluck is half human, since she looks like a chicken who is perhaps somewhat larger than the usual chicken.

Crimes

  • Making clucking sounds at the hours of 2 AM and 3 AM.
  • Shedding feathers on historic landmarks, such as the famous Rod of Mugrule Tibbins.
  • Loudly slapping ass when within auditory proximity of police.
  • Egging Donald Rump's shithouse.