Committee of Culinary

The Committee of Culinary is a group of critics, ghostwriters, and word-writers personally employed by 灶GOLD王—GOD食 to ensure the safety of all living beings in the world before they ingest awful tasting food. Even without use of muscle, they can bring a restaurant to oblivion by the use of very mean words. Although their main method of attack is verbal, each of them is trained in Shaolinquan and spent a century at the Shaolin Temple.

They own a monopoly on instant noodles. But despite the mediocrity of such a food, the committee has yet to obliterate itself.