Cramtacular, a relatively young Slam God, sought to recover the G-Slam Power before the Dark Slam Gods. G-Slam Power, the power of the Original Slam Gods, lost after they exited this realm ten thousand years ago. It was rumored that they could slam at least nine-thousand times per second. The Dark Slam Gods's efforts involved slamming through dimensions to find the source of G-Slam Power. Eventually, with Giga Jammer, Cramtacular managed to find the G-Slam Power and they were both torn from existence. While this may seem apocryphal, the story is still passed around as True Fact to warn children like the idiom, "Curiosity Slammed the Cat."

Hidden G Power ended up becoming the true G in Powers, and a day celebrating the futility of Cramtacular's death when the Dark Slam Gods could have found the G-Slam Power and vaporized themselves is practiced all around the world, especially in Connada where it is considered especially ironic.

The Religion of Slam
Slam Gods
Original Slam Gods
Neo Slam Gods
Dark Slam Gods
Apocryphal Slam Gods

Other Slam Gods

Pumpatron Jamboree Ramrod Thrusticle Jackbiggu Crashcombo
Shadowslam Wrigguhlromm Negabomb Damndeeder Ultraminus Badend
FUBU Perkele Slam Fraud Slam Freud Whall Max Fantastick
Neon Slam Gods 灶GOLD王—GOD食 Godlin
Cramtacular Giga Jammer Grand Slam
Related Deities Dark Mals DEATHBOONER Son of Slam The Drummer
Slam Arts Giga G-Hrony Cram Flexbeam A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Muscle Force
Slamming Devices Slam Bomb
Historical Slams Slam vs. Ram Conflict
Texts and Media Book of Slams The Cyclopedia of Devil "Mystic Slam" SLAM SHACK
"Slam Ram" Slamon and Crashfunkel Dante May Dump: The Hit Tv Series
Basil Gorgeous's Compendium of Ramming Organs in the Divine Slamdom
Scholars Diplo Basil Gorgeous Jacopo Pumppano