Cramtacular, a relatively young Slam God, sought to recover the G-Slam Power before the Dark Slam Gods. G-Slam Power, the power of the Original Slam Gods, lost after they exited this realm ten thousand years ago. It was rumored that they could slam at least nine-thousand times per second. The Dark Slam Gods's efforts involved slamming through dimensions to find the source of G-Slam Power. Eventually, with Giga Jammer, Cramtacular managed to find the G-Slam Power and they were both torn from existence. While this may seem apocryphal, the story is still passed around as True Fact to warn children like the idiom, "Curiosity Slammed the Cat."
Hidden G Power ended up becoming the true G in Powers, and a day celebrating the futility of Cramtacular's death when the Dark Slam Gods could have found the G-Slam Power and vaporized themselves is practiced all around the world, especially in Connada where it is considered especially ironic.
The Religion of Slam | |
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Slam Gods Original Slam Gods Neo Slam Gods Dark Slam Gods Apocryphal Slam Gods Other Slam Gods |
Pumpatron Jamboree Ramrod Thrusticle Jackbiggu Crashcombo Shadowslam Wrigguhlromm Negabomb Damndeeder Ultraminus Badend FUBU Perkele Slam Fraud Slam Freud Whall Max Fantastick Neon Slam Gods 灶GOLD王—GOD食 Godlin Cramtacular Giga Jammer Grand Slam |
Related Deities | Dark Mals DEATHBOONER Son of Slam The Drummer |
Slam Arts | Giga G-Hrony Cram Flexbeam A Blaze in the Northern Sky Muscle Force |
Slamming Devices | Slam Bomb |
Historical Slams | Slam vs. Ram Conflict |
Texts and Media | Book of Slams The Cyclopedia of Devil "Mystic Slam" SLAM SHACK "Slam Ram" Slamon and Crashfunkel Dante May Dump: The Hit Tv Series Basil Gorgeous's Compendium of Ramming Organs in the Divine Slamdom |
Scholars | Diplo Basil Gorgeous Jacopo Pumppano |