Dark Mals

A non-canonical mythological figure tied to the events in the Book of Slams, the "Mals" in its name being a reversal of "Slam", thus indicating its supposed birth by a slight error during the Babby Slam. Some believe it to be in an eternal struggle with the since-departed Original Slam Gods; others think that the Slam Gods have been searching for it in an effort to eradicate it.

The Dark Mals is primarily used as a means of explaining how some of the Neo Slam Gods could have adopted an evil nature and become the Dark Slam Gods. Though its depictions are diverse, most of them are a variation on the image of a dark dragon so large that galaxies are like pebbles compared to its body. It hangs onto the edge of the universe, unendingly shooting out Galactic Bonners that snuff out millions of galaxies in an instant and negatively affect the souls of beings beyond, mortal and deistic.

The Religion of Slam
Slam Gods
Original Slam Gods
Neo Slam Gods
Dark Slam Gods
Apocryphal Slam Gods

Other Slam Gods

Pumpatron Jamboree Ramrod Thrusticle Jackbiggu Crashcombo
Shadowslam Wrigguhlromm Negabomb Damndeeder Ultraminus Badend
FUBU Perkele Slam Fraud Slam Freud Whall Max Fantastick
Neon Slam Gods 灶GOLD王—GOD食 Godlin
Cramtacular Giga Jammer Grand Slam
Related Deities Dark Mals DEATHBOONER Son of Slam The Drummer
Slam Arts Giga G-Hrony Cram Flexbeam A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Muscle Force
Slamming Devices Slam Bomb
Historical Slams Slam vs. Ram Conflict
Texts and Media Book of Slams The Cyclopedia of Devil "Mystic Slam" SLAM SHACK
"Slam Ram" Slamon and Crashfunkel Dante May Dump: The Hit Tv Series
Basil Gorgeous's Compendium of Ramming Organs in the Divine Slamdom
Scholars Diplo Basil Gorgeous Jacopo Pumppano