Diplo | |
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First Appearance | Episode 1 (in the background as a pillar) |
Title | Apostle of the G-Arm and Slam Gods |
Rank | Writer |
Role | Buffer/Wizard |
Status | In search of the G-Arm |
Cause of Death | Had glass box built into him |
Powers | Knowing the definition of art Exploding the innards of people with his words (Verbal Visceral Voltage) |
Abilities | Art Music Writing Architecture Anime |
Grim Synergy | Power to objectively judge art |
Age | 30 |
Country | Duke's Joint |
Height | 172 cm |
Weight | 65 kg |
Speed | N/A in pillar form |
Power Level | biggu |
Blood Type | ABO-+Z THE OMEGA |
Family | None |
Marital Status | Single |
Likes | Badanime |
Dislikes | Goodanime |
Treasures | His Mayoi Neko Overrun hug pillow |
Hobbies | Watching anime, being an artist |
Favorite Food | Sushi |
Forte in Sports | Kendo |
Fighting Style | Beautiful Boxing Art of the Slam Gods |
Weapon of Choice | Pillar |
Attacks | Mysterious Shokku Fainaru Tekkunikku Grand Slam Mega Pulse G-Ruudo Volley Ampage Dadslap THE POWER Weebrelworh |
Battle Cry | "god damn" |
Win Quote | "what the hell is wrong with you" |
Most Unpleasant | Dorplo |
Weakness | Wrestling |
Favorite Music | His own compositions |
Personality | Facade of Anime Skeleton Fronting the Tower of Babbel |
An unbelievably | art |
"Look at these bricks."
~Love, Diplo
Diplo hates wrestling.
Biography
Diplo was The Successor's oldest friend. Before The Chapel was, they were, and they were two furious and youthful youths who argued back and forth for the whole duration of their youth about the most deep and intricate facets of human life. However, soon, the flame of youth would be extinguished from these two prodigies and instead, a burning flame of friendship would take its place. Using his unrivalled art, Diplo helped The Successor out with constructing The Chapel and made it the beautiful place it was.
The Chapel would become as synonymous with Diplo's name as it would with The Successor's. Owing part of its success to Diplo, The Successor made him a high-ranking Chapel official. In time, Diplo would study more and accidentally stumble upon records of the G-Arm and the Slam Gods. These fascinated him, and soon he became known as the sagely scholar of both the G-Arm and the Slam Gods. The truths Diplo learned by studying these, however, changed his perspective on humanity. While The Successor still remained the same person from ages ago, Diplo had changed. He had an earnest desire to change humanity, and made it his holy mission (issued by the Neo Slam Gods, no less) to guide the dregs of humanity that entered The Chapel, and if that didn't work, to drive them away so The Chapel could stay the pure place it always was.
The Successor did not agree with this and, eventually, the old friends drifted apart, each in their own realm. Diplo's magnanimous nature and intense charisma were able to get him many admirers. Though they were not exactly as Diplo was, they resembled him in some ways, including their dislike of the dregs of humanity that entered The Chapel. Eventually, these people would be named as The Cult of Diplo, due to the belief that they all followed Diplo's teachings and could not waver from his path. The Chapel's fall has been partially blamed on Diplo. According to legend, Diplo was unable to bear this sorrow and fled the world. Where he is now, nobody knows.
Bonus
Diplo has written a 653-page essay on why electric guitars are tied with the ukulele for world record worst instrument. Diplo is the only person who bought this essay after it was published by Piffle & Frump Publishers. When pressed on the issue by Thernz, Diplo admitted that the gratuitous opening and closing songs for Super Sentai Shows are his favorite kind of music.
Hero and Diplo once had a facetiously combative argument about horseshit. This spiraled into more fake arguments until the two developed a relationship so steeped in sarcasm and mythologically sexual tension that The Real and The Fake were no longer distinct. Eventually, Hero was banned.
Diplo's abode is Duke's Joint.
Where are the Diplos, Where are They?
Diplo has been allegedly sighted accomplishing impossible feats while stark naked, in contrast to the usual attire of a loincloth. Cryptozoologists are currently debating over if it is indeed Diplo or one of his numerous clones. A major faction, the I Love the Nude Diplo Union, argues that Diplo had to pass through a series of obstacle courses while nude in order to appease to Successor's demands before becoming God Lord Commander of Resonacia, and that the current sightings match his special naked body technique.
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