Dirk Brumble

Dirk Brumble was a [[Burgburg]]]er assassin who under the order of the Successor, was tasked to kill Hero before he could spread the truth about the Successor with his multiple personas and ability to create the illusion of people by moving really really fast. However, when Dirk entered the Chapel tavern and saw Hero stuffing his mouth with a burger, Dirk could not help but share a feeling of understanding with Hero. As Dirk tried to leave the Chapel, a mob of people suddenly swarmed Dirk and tore out his stomach, replacing it with the most repulsive burgers in all of Eurump. The burgers eventually deteriorated his body until it was only a puddle of fat.