Exploding Pissing Beef Balls

Exploding Pissing Beef Balls is an ultimate cuisine in the Land of Dragons. It was invented by the God-turned-GodEmperor, 灶GOLD王—GOD食, several thousand years after he was banished from the Cradle of Cram for revealing the secret of cooking to humans. It is a prized culinary delicacy in the Land of Dragons despite its simple ingredients, Pissing Shrimps and Beef Balls. The key to Exploding Pissing Beef Balls' masterful flavoring is in the 10,000,000 strokes needed to make the beef elastic enough for beef ball production and the 100,000 gallons that each Pissing Shrimp must drink before it is suitable for slaughter.

Exploding Pissing Beef Balls is enjoyed for its pissing and explosiveness. So severe is this explosiveness that the snack cannot be enjoyed by all patrons of the culinary arts, as it would explode the jaws of the weak. For this reason, many culinary critics are also bodybuilders (as well as jawbuilders). The pissing element in Exploding Pissing Beef Balls may sometimes be corrosive as well.

Popularity of the Exploding Pissing Beef Balls outside of the Land of Dragons is contributed by the fact that it resembles the balls (read: testes) of a Glum Rammer Lord. Exploding Pissing Beef Balls are also used for table tennis and other such activities.