A legendary quartet of assholes. They reside in Haunted GeistHölle in the basement of a tower. With the lights off, they watch Lucky Star reruns under fear of being scrutinized by their parents. Entering their abode will cause them to panic and become hostile on sight. The Four Bings tend to dress themselves in really spiky cloth, probably inspired by Goku's hair in the hit anime phenomenon, Dragon Ball Z.
The Four Bings originally called themselves the Four Heavenly Kings of Anime, but no one respected them enough to call them that. Their actual names are Dopple, Mringle, Chjord, and Biggu Bill. Individually, the Four Bings are merely spiky and dumb. Together, they are a bit more formidable if your skin is made of glass. The best strategy is to slam without end.