An apocryphal Slam God, G.O.A.T. is said to be the Goat of all Time, a creature closely related to sheep that reigns over time. G.O.A.T. is said to be omnipresent but appears to not do much of anything besides appearing to bleat on random patches of grass. Theologians are beginning to suspect that sightings of G.O.A.T. are actually just sightings of normal goats, while others purport that G.O.A.T. is all goats.