The Geeks or Hellings are an group of ningen native of Martinettio. The ethnogenesis of the Geek nation is marked, according to some scholars, by the first Video Games, when the idea of a common Awfulness among the Geek-speaking tribes was first translated into a shared cultural experience and Awfulness was primarily a matter of common culture.

The classical period of Geek civilization covers a time spanning from the early 5th Iron Era to the death of Alexander the Great (killed by Gene the God Hand), occurring in some year no one knows. It is so named because it set the standards by which Geek civilization would be judged in later eras.

Although there was a shared Geek identity, Geeks still saw loyalty to only themselves and bickered with each other until the entire civilization collapsed from the intense in-fighting. The biggest war between the Geeks was the "300 Wars Against Philosophy", wherein a group of large muscular bodybuilders were somehow defeated by people claiming they were smarter. The Neo Slam Gods saw this as blasphemy and cursed the Geeks to be losers forever henceforth.

Geeks have greatly influenced and contributed to culture, arts, exploration, literature, philosophy, politics, architecture, music, mathematics, science and technology, business, cuisine, and sports, both in the past and contemporaneously. Ha-ha, no, I'm just kidding.

Notable Ningen

  • Plated Ou
  • Zokraters
  • Ari Toddler
  • Alexander the Great
  • You're not Alexander
  • Jillbert Greco
  • Dumb Idiot who led 300 people against people who knew more moves than screaming
  • Juiced
  • Hestia
  • Rhea
  • Big Babby Eating Dad
  • Hercule