Garnet | |
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First Appearance | First Episode (In Peklo's Dreams~) |
Title | Captain Square |
Rank | THE BOSS |
Role | Fighter, Tank |
Status | BUSY |
Cause of Death | {$death} |
Powers | Transformation, Future Vision, Fusion to become even more Huge, Power to disperse any liquid that covers her BY FLEXING, Power to generate electricity to power Muscle March even after the power goes out |
Abilities | Super Speed, Super Strength Super Sharp Wits |
Grim Synergy | Yes |
Age | At least 5,000 |
Country | G-Urth, G-Universe |
Height | Huge |
Weight | Huge |
Speed | 2Fast |
Power Level | Hop-tastic Hop-tastrophic (whatever is above infinite) |
Blood Type | Lava/Love-A |
Family | Herself, other Gems |
Marital Status | {$martial} |
Likes | {$likes} |
Dislikes | {$dislikes} |
Treasures | Picture of her favorite person ever Her secret animal friends |
Hobbies | Walking on the beach Walking underwater near the beach Keeping humans off the beach Fighting monsters away from the beach Punching Mountains Being TOO BUSY to play with you |
Favorite Food | Fusion Cuisine |
Forte in Sports | Swimming (in lava) (or at the bottom of the ocean), Weightlifting descending spikes, Muscle March (highest score in the world) |
Fighting Style | {$style} |
Weapon of Choice | Her Godlike Fists |
Attacks | {$attacks} |
Battle Cry | "This is going to be intense." "Synchronize…" *Starts Singing* |
Win Quote | "Garnet Wins… " B) |
Most Unpleasant | Her Arch-Nemesis: The BigBuffCheetoPuff |
Weakness | Tiny Hands |
Favorite Music | Fusion |
Personality | Blunt |
An unbelievably | Stronger Than You |
"We don't need to be careful, we just need to be HUGE."
-Garnet
The Gem-Knight Warrior who carries the Garnet Soul. Her Flaming Iron Fist crushes all enemies.
Account by Thernz
Garnet was (PRESUMABLY) formed in the mantle of G-Urth after a bunch of Inner Crust Dragons slammed each other too hard near an underground aquifer. Garnet rose to the G-Urth after being mined out of lizardmen miners 10,000,000,000 years later. Being exposed to fresh air for the first time, the previously pretty dead gemstone awakened and crushed the entire mining operation in a fit of confusion. On the run as a fugitive, she took shelter with several other Gem Knights under a 7 year old's apartment.
What Really Happened
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED was that she was formed much, much earlier by the Original Dragons while they still floated aimlessly through the outer reaches of G-Universe, lazily eating rocks and sleeping and sometimes slamming into each other by accident. Any time the dragons slammed too hard, the resulting pressure created a gem which then fell to G-Urth or other planets as a UFO, or Undefeatable Flying Overlord, that conquered that planet with its overwhelming power.
Luckily, the gems that landed on G-Urth were led by a chubby pink lady who didn't want to enslave humans. Gem Knight Garnet was OK with this and spent her days punching mountains, getting high scores in Muscle March, and training with her secret animal friends.
Garnet is currently receiving a torrent of love letters from Peklo, to which she immediately replies to with:
"N.O. PERIOD. THE END. FOR EVER. AND EVER. AND EVEN AFTER THAT"
but this has yet to deter Peklo.