Giga Clodhopper

Giga Clodhopper is one of many skyscraper-tall monsters created by the Dark Slam Gods in their never-ending quest to make life a slight inconvenience for humanity. Its ultimate technique is running really fast, being overwhelmed by its poorly distributed body weight, and falling forward in under five seconds.

Giga Clodhopper has a reign attached to its head's nose, which would lead one to believe that its hind body is the Master Organism, but no one knows for sure. It is possible that Giga Clodhopper's head attached the rein as a way to mock its hind body for its inability to reach forward far enough to even grasp the rein (also, it has no eyes, making such a maneuver even more difficult). If so, this would classify it as a Master Insulter.