Grandgod Church

The mother church for the Religion of Slam, residing in Fatican City. It took 123 years and around 356,000 people to build, was completed 1,560 years ago, and holds the record for being the world's largest architectural unit. In fact, Grandgod Church is so massive that it might be mistaken for a city unto itself by unacquainted persons. Many of its structures were fashioned by Slam Artists, who had refined their slamming ability such that they could sculpt the finest objects out of a cornucopia of materials. Today, only a handful of guilds can slam in the name of Art at the same level of the old masters.

Most of Grandgod Church's premises are off limits to those not in the church's employ (and even then, there are strict hierarchies of access privileges). It is said that an average church employee will only see a quarter of the church's grounds in their lifetime, and that a fraction of these will get lost and die amidst the unpopulated, tortuous parts of the labyrinth.

A hot-spot for tourists and aesthetes is the extravagant Slamtheon, a gigantic circular room with a domed ceiling sporting a fresco of the Original Slam Gods doing the Babby Slam. The curving walls have six arched shallows that contain marble statues of the Neo Slam Gods. A seventh, empty shallow exists between those for Thrusticle and Jackbiggu; nobody, aside from perhaps the highest religious officials, knows what this oddity held, if indeed it ever held anything at all.

The Religion of Slam
Slam Gods
Original Slam Gods
Neo Slam Gods
Dark Slam Gods
Apocryphal Slam Gods

Other Slam Gods

Pumpatron Jamboree Ramrod Thrusticle Jackbiggu Crashcombo
Shadowslam Wrigguhlromm Negabomb Damndeeder Ultraminus Badend
FUBU Perkele Slam Fraud Slam Freud Whall Max Fantastick
Neon Slam Gods 灶GOLD王—GOD食 Godlin
Cramtacular Giga Jammer Grand Slam
Related Deities Dark Mals DEATHBOONER Son of Slam The Drummer
Slam Arts Giga G-Hrony Cram Flexbeam A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Muscle Force
Slamming Devices Slam Bomb
Historical Slams Slam vs. Ram Conflict
Texts and Media Book of Slams The Cyclopedia of Devil "Mystic Slam" SLAM SHACK
"Slam Ram" Slamon and Crashfunkel Dante May Dump: The Hit Tv Series
Basil Gorgeous's Compendium of Ramming Organs in the Divine Slamdom
Scholars Diplo Basil Gorgeous Jacopo Pumppano