"Great" White
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"Great" White is an infamous sharkman (see also: Merman) who emerged from the Baltic Sea only to be laughed at. Most likely a gene-slammed organism that escaped the Dark Slam Gods. He is infamous for being the progenitor that the Master Race, an irrational pseudo-religious concept, was white because of feelings of insecurity for being grotesque. What he did not know was that people laughed at him because he had a giant bird turd on his head for his entire life and never bothered to wash it off.

No one actually listened to his theories and he is most likely dead by now. Although his corpse has not been spotted, no one cares enough to make an effort to look for it.

Historians are making an effort to make sure he is labeled correctly as a sharkman and not a merman. Sharks are NOT fish.