Handsome Men Army

The Handsome Men Army was a short-lived entourage under Nightmare's leadership. It has since dispersed after losing all the discounts Nightmare had for sunglasses and make-up stores.

In its heyday, the Handsome Men Army trekked across numerous dimensions to pose valiantly against all the hideous creatures that were not them. Satan attempted to counter the army's bravado by erupting from the earth in front of them and flexing to the best of his ability. He was ultimately outdone by the army's conquering beautiousness.

In Nightmare's absence, Thernz once tried to take lead of the army, but he fell down a hole on the first expedition. Thankfully, none of the Handsome Men followed.

List of Handsome Men

  • Banghinn Bodi
  • Mahmud ibn Azolat
  • Muhammad Abdul Nightmare
  • Dex al 'Bicep
  • Duke von Gaibon
  • Liquid Dock
  • Grandmaster Granulater
  • Giz (but not Manfredo)
  • Baraka of the 1,000,000,000,000,000 Scimitars
  • Eoch Zeffrain
  • Dynamite Gorgeous
  • Beautiful the Boris
  • Elephant Tamer Harold
  • Oda Nobunaga
  • Terald Glamsmith
  • Aviator Avery Aerosmith
  • Jargins Boxcutter
  • Basil Gorgeous
  • Mmm Gorgeous
  • Marf
  • Eek
  • Rubin
  • Adolescent Shinobi Chelonii
    • Tabrizi
    • Mir-Emad
    • Kalhor
    • Kottab
  • Incandescent Erik von Bulb
  • Bishounen Bison