Heavenly And Extremely Huge Gate Of The Propping Pillar

The Heavenly And Extremely Huge Gate Of The Propping Pillar is a massive monolith that blocks East Continent of Dragon Kings from Eurump. It is actually the mummified remains of Optimus Prime, a pre-slam deity who came from Cybertron. The "gate" is the space between his legs; however, years of erosion caused his crotch to leak endless amounts of oil, creating a dreadful passage of toxicity. It's not certain why caravans do not simply traverse around the Heavenly And Extremely Huge Gate Of The Propping Pillar, but some psychologists hypothesize, that journeyers believe taking the easy way out is not the Slam Way. These sentiments are shared in the Code of the Dragon. One-thousand people die under Optimus Prime's crotch every year. Because of the mortality rates, the bordering countries of the Heavenly And Extremely Huge Gate Of The Propping Pillar have not considered immigration offices, believing the Heavenly And Extremely Huge Gate Of The Propping Pillar to be enough of a test.

A recent renovation project fitted Optimus Prime's crotch with protruding jewels that spell out, "What a beautiful the Land of Dragons!" Under the moonlight, they glitter and act as a beacon of light to travelers. It was once widely considered to be the entity that held the skies above g-urth, until it was discovered that air hardly weighs anything. Whether it's true or not, such a lame feat is hardly considered significant enough or worth the effort to put the myth under scrutiny.