Hurl Axbattler

Hurl Axbattler is a man proficient at throwing axes. He claims to be the descendant of Ax Battler. No one knows who Ax Battler is. Nevertheless, Hurl uses it as an excuse to only wear a blue loincloth in public. Thankfully, most people only wear loincloths anyway.

Hurl was arrested last year for hurling an axe and hitting a chandelier which then crashed down and injured a dozen people, including Hurl. Hurl was convicted with first degree self-harm out of stupidity. Hurl is detained in a steel room all by himself, because no one has figured out how to get him to stop hurling axes. No one knows where the axes come from. To this day, he remains the greatest mystery of Braunerlands.