IB-PumpF Official Alert System

IB-PumpF Official Alert System is a system utilizing the relatively new International Bicep Pumpfield to alert citizens of scheduled slammings as to not cause hysteria when such slammings occur. It is mainly utilized in Slammywood but has been licensed to Coxenburg, Armstrong Cannon Town, and New Bombbo.

An example of a message from the IB-PumpFOAS:

ALERT: Someone at WORST MELESTER GROUP. is filming a scene and will soon have a world-destroying explosion - Do not panic or call police -

A few dozen thousand people have been lost because of misuse of the system.