Ice Titan Cockfights


One of the most popular forms of entertainment. In this sport (although some are hesitant to label it as such for fear of tarnishing the respectability of men kicking a ball around for ninety minutes after singing funereal anthems), ice titans take the place of cocks within an arena with a circumference of a thousand miles called a shockpit and battle for their lives.

Ice titan cockfights replaced regular cockfights after humans realized that chickens fighting one another was stupid. It is currently unknown if ice titan cockfights are stupid at all, but scientists are pretty sure that they are at least less stupid than cockfights.

Most ice titan cockfights destroy 900% of the world. This apocalyptic destruction is largely seen as an economic stimulus by creating jobs in the area of world reparation businesses.