Kake is a muscular moustachioed leatherman who stumbles into sex wherever he goes and always has a smile on his face. In Finland, he has oft been heralded as the man with the greatest amount of Slam, but he does not use this Slam for hatred and violence, but in the pursuit of love. Many theorize this is how Kake became the greatest Slammer of them all.

Kake's hat was sewn by Diplo, after Kake saved him from a devillordwolf by using colossal groinal thrust that subdued the entire pack. This was especially astounding because the rest of the pack were in their homes a hundred km away. The hat's prestigious emblem was stolen from the Duke Von Gaibon's personal collection of naughty trinkets.