List of Powers of Gods
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  • Can hold the staff without holding the staff because of Hidden G Power.
  • Can not care to the maximum about mortal plights.
  • Can eat at least five large pizzas without suffering from body explosions.
  • Can and will work out, not because of societal pressures, bodily requisites (such as opening a pickle jar), or fear of being tussled, but because of a drive for a Pure Pumping Personality.
  • Can make people fight each other forever without having direct involvement.
  • Can have the number one spot on the leaderboards for every MMO.
  • Can fly pretty high and pretty far.
  • Can hold off on going to the bathroom for unprecedented periods of time.
  • Can refrain from taking showers, thanks to supernatural immaculateness.
  • Can clean any sort of pizza-related stain with one stroke of a godly pinky finger.
  • Can critically navigate all ontological premises to their logical ends, if in the mood.
  • Can ignore the crying of seven discontented babies at once.
  • Can scream at slow websites so hard that said websites are frightened and load faster.
  • Can taste meatloaf whenever desired.
  • Can sit through the entirety of Banal Bamppy XII International Zodiak Jobber Edition.
  • Can do ten push ups consecutively.
  • Can survive going through massive conferences such as Man Gammer Con without getting sick.
  • Can have pet dog and never need to pick up Dog Shit or take dog out for walk.
  • Can bleed infinite amounts of blood, in case there is a need for a swimming pool.
  • Can envelop approximately 20 japalenos all at once in every bodily orifice.
  • Can drink enough hot sauce that hot sauce replaces blood. This makes the God especially hot.
  • Can maintain health in crunch time while also doing crunches.
  • Can hear bad opinions without getting fumed or stomping wildly.
  • Can understand what freedom of speech actually means.
  • Can lift over twice own weight despite weight being abstract and numberless.
  • Can recite irrational numbers in integer form while playing piano.
  • Can maintain focus when assaulted by the smell of baked goods and flesh.
  • Can use mobile devices while maintaining spatial awareness.