Masked G

Masked G (Masukado G) is a kamen crusader who searches the G-Urth for the mythical G-Spot, the first Human Pumphole in all existence. It can also talk. Masked G has a tendency to start fights with little girls only to get beat up by them. But this is no surprise, there have been little girls taking on demons and about a quarter of gym memberships belong to little girls. It is uncertain why he targets this specific demographic, as all humans are equally ferocious. Maybe he's just perpetuating ageism and sexism, by making little girls appear stronger than the average human. But any bumbo would realize that Masked G is just a low-level bunboozle.

Overall, he's a loser.