Max Spudding

Max Spudding is an adventurer who is renowned for wielding an enormous hammer with ease. Secretly, the hammer is made of a super-light plastic and its head is full of helium. Half of the time when Max slams their hammer onto a surface, it rebounds at the speed of sound and breaks Max's hand in five-hundred different spots.

Max tried to fight a large dancing demon in a church for two years straight and never won once. This was interpreted by Max as some sort of world record. No one was impressed by it.