Naze Nishide
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Naze Nishide was an influential Thinker/Philosopher in Heian Era Land of Taiyou. She coined the phrases, "Naze da?" and "Doushite?", then proceeded to repeat one or the other verbatim for a hundred centuries straight, most often in crowded areas. Consequently, surrounding Taiyounese began to question things themselves. For the first time in ever, people (or skeletons) began to ask, "Why is sky blue," "Wwhy cloud is piss," "why live", "Why is that hitbox so big," and so forth. Naze thusly gave birth to modern thought.