The Neon Slam Gods are a mysterious group of Slam Gods whose allegiance is even more uncertain than their existence. Scholars are unsure whether they are an offshoot of the Neo Slam Gods or existed in the time of Original Slam Gods. It's possible that they were an alternate group created beside the Neo Slam Gods. Ramrod was supposedly a member of the Neon Slam Gods briefly before joining the Neo Slam Gods, but he denies it and says it was a scribe's foolish mistake.
Despite their questionable canon, the Neon Slam Gods are known for their rich, bright tights that glow in the dark. Audio recordings exist of these mysterious beings uttering, "Neo is Now! But Neon is Forever!" Sightings of Neon Slam Gods mostly occur in night, where their vibrant apparel is blinding, as if the Sun was a mile from the G-Urth. In some sightings, the light was so intense that it lingered for months despite the source being long gone, creating periods of foreboding daytime. In others, the light burned the landscape to a blackened crisp.
The Religion of Slam | |
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Slam Gods Original Slam Gods Neo Slam Gods Dark Slam Gods Apocryphal Slam Gods Other Slam Gods |
Pumpatron Jamboree Ramrod Thrusticle Jackbiggu Crashcombo Shadowslam Wrigguhlromm Negabomb Damndeeder Ultraminus Badend FUBU Perkele Slam Fraud Slam Freud Whall Max Fantastick Neon Slam Gods 灶GOLD王—GOD食 Godlin Cramtacular Giga Jammer Grand Slam |
Related Deities | Dark Mals DEATHBOONER Son of Slam The Drummer |
Slam Arts | Giga G-Hrony Cram Flexbeam A Blaze in the Northern Sky Muscle Force |
Slamming Devices | Slam Bomb |
Historical Slams | Slam vs. Ram Conflict |
Texts and Media | Book of Slams The Cyclopedia of Devil "Mystic Slam" SLAM SHACK "Slam Ram" Slamon and Crashfunkel Dante May Dump: The Hit Tv Series Basil Gorgeous's Compendium of Ramming Organs in the Divine Slamdom |
Scholars | Diplo Basil Gorgeous Jacopo Pumppano |