Original Slam Gods

They are the creators of the world in the Book of Slams. Numbering three in total, the Original Slam Gods created the universe through the Babby Slam, wherein they generated matter through cosmic groinal thrusts.

The first humans were endowed with an innate slamming ability, but were stripped of such a power after wars broke out over arguments of who had the grandest slam. Following this, as technology developed, humans began to construct artificial slamming devices, and did battle once again. This nearly destroyed the planet, but for a last minute intervention by the Original Slam Gods. After this disappointment, the Original Slam Gods assigned the Neo Slam Gods the task of looking over mankind and vanished.

It is said that a minor performative error in the Babby Slam produced a great evil in the Beyond, dubbed the Dark Mals, and that the Original Slam Gods will return when this evil finds its way to G-Urth one day. Others claim that the Original Slam Gods left precisely to combat the Dark Mals, and have been engaged in an unending slamtacular battle with it since their exit.

The Religion of Slam
Slam Gods
Original Slam Gods
Neo Slam Gods
Dark Slam Gods
Apocryphal Slam Gods

Other Slam Gods

Pumpatron Jamboree Ramrod Thrusticle Jackbiggu Crashcombo
Shadowslam Wrigguhlromm Negabomb Damndeeder Ultraminus Badend
FUBU Perkele Slam Fraud Slam Freud Whall Max Fantastick
Neon Slam Gods 灶GOLD王—GOD食 Godlin
Cramtacular Giga Jammer Grand Slam
Related Deities Dark Mals DEATHBOONER Son of Slam The Drummer
Slam Arts Giga G-Hrony Cram Flexbeam A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Muscle Force
Slamming Devices Slam Bomb
Historical Slams Slam vs. Ram Conflict
Texts and Media Book of Slams The Cyclopedia of Devil "Mystic Slam" SLAM SHACK
"Slam Ram" Slamon and Crashfunkel Dante May Dump: The Hit Tv Series
Basil Gorgeous's Compendium of Ramming Organs in the Divine Slamdom
Scholars Diplo Basil Gorgeous Jacopo Pumppano