They are the creators of the world in the Book of Slams. Numbering three in total, the Original Slam Gods created the universe through the Babby Slam, wherein they generated matter through cosmic groinal thrusts.
The first humans were endowed with an innate slamming ability, but were stripped of such a power after wars broke out over arguments of who had the grandest slam. Following this, as technology developed, humans began to construct artificial slamming devices, and did battle once again. This nearly destroyed the planet, but for a last minute intervention by the Original Slam Gods. After this disappointment, the Original Slam Gods assigned the Neo Slam Gods the task of looking over mankind and vanished.
It is said that a minor performative error in the Babby Slam produced a great evil in the Beyond, dubbed the Dark Mals, and that the Original Slam Gods will return when this evil finds its way to G-Urth one day. Others claim that the Original Slam Gods left precisely to combat the Dark Mals, and have been engaged in an unending slamtacular battle with it since their exit.
The Religion of Slam | |
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Slam Gods Original Slam Gods Neo Slam Gods Dark Slam Gods Apocryphal Slam Gods Other Slam Gods |
Pumpatron Jamboree Ramrod Thrusticle Jackbiggu Crashcombo Shadowslam Wrigguhlromm Negabomb Damndeeder Ultraminus Badend FUBU Perkele Slam Fraud Slam Freud Whall Max Fantastick Neon Slam Gods 灶GOLD王—GOD食 Godlin Cramtacular Giga Jammer Grand Slam |
Related Deities | Dark Mals DEATHBOONER Son of Slam The Drummer |
Slam Arts | Giga G-Hrony Cram Flexbeam A Blaze in the Northern Sky Muscle Force |
Slamming Devices | Slam Bomb |
Historical Slams | Slam vs. Ram Conflict |
Texts and Media | Book of Slams The Cyclopedia of Devil "Mystic Slam" SLAM SHACK "Slam Ram" Slamon and Crashfunkel Dante May Dump: The Hit Tv Series Basil Gorgeous's Compendium of Ramming Organs in the Divine Slamdom |
Scholars | Diplo Basil Gorgeous Jacopo Pumppano |