Paddo Jockoff

Paddo Jockoff is a student at Lord King God University. A star wrestler for his school, Jockoff also lays claim to longest attendance at LKGU, with over twenty decades of education and G-Urth-shattering debt. Besides the school itself, Jockoff acts as another of its tremendous barriers to get past. Jockoff loves to stand in front of the campus gates and flick away prospective students and freshmen with a godly grin on his face.

Jockoff's brutish build — 10' tall/wide — is too much to handle. For others, he is a simple obstacle as they jump over the walls of the university. Jockoff's attention span is weak in the face of Top Bobb pamphlets. Some suspect he's related to Giz.