Ramrod

Ramrod pioneered the technique of slamming in a way that alternates between thrusting with one's groin (naturally) and ramming at a downward angle with one's head at hypersonic speeds. Ramrod was especially fit to do this because of his unique head shape: his forehead slopes forward at a forty-five-degree angle and is a foot long. The Book of Slams says that Ramrod has the heaviest bones of the Neo Slam Gods, making him most capable in using his head as a weapon.

For a short while, Ramrod was obsessed with building colossal, piston-like mechanisms out of black diamonds and strapping these to his body. However, once he had accomplished this (having built thirty of them), Ramrod could not figure out how to make the machines stop pistoning after they'd started, and the other Neo Slam Gods had to slam the crazed, untiring pistons to bits to rescue Ramrod. This was a valuable lesson in learning to trust the Slam and shunning the inhumane chaos of substitutes.

Ramrod's hobby is fine-tuning a black Dodge Charger RT, which he has named Long Slam of the Soul. While he does not drive the car, claiming that this would damage his modifications, he will let those interested sit inside of it after covering their bodies in protective plastic.

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Pumpatron Jamboree Ramrod Thrusticle Jackbiggu Crashcombo
Shadowslam Wrigguhlromm Negabomb Damndeeder Ultraminus Badend
FUBU Perkele Slam Fraud Slam Freud Whall Max Fantastick
Neon Slam Gods 灶GOLD王—GOD食 Godlin
Cramtacular Giga Jammer Grand Slam
Related Deities Dark Mals DEATHBOONER Son of Slam The Drummer
Slam Arts Giga G-Hrony Cram Flexbeam A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Muscle Force
Slamming Devices Slam Bomb
Historical Slams Slam vs. Ram Conflict
Texts and Media Book of Slams The Cyclopedia of Devil "Mystic Slam" SLAM SHACK
"Slam Ram" Slamon and Crashfunkel Dante May Dump: The Hit Tv Series
Basil Gorgeous's Compendium of Ramming Organs in the Divine Slamdom
Scholars Diplo Basil Gorgeous Jacopo Pumppano