Rand Punch

Rand Punch is a fairly uncomplicated man. He's a trillionaire Bubbhist martial artist who's having an existential crisis. Will be making his first appearance in the summer blockbuster, Rock Nullgut: An Uncivil Bore. Since the Eleventh Hours of the Dead Days, he's served in the Slamerican Senate as a member of the Goopers. His significance mostly comes from his father who was not very significant either. His minor significance however allows him to make commentary on political situations, which sometimes gets acknowledged by the media.

His partner, Ant Rand wrote the most influential novel on murder, At Last, Shrug: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.