Rumpus the Ass-Becomer
"Now I am become Ass,
the destroyer of pants."
- Rumpus the Ass-Becomer
Rumpus the Ass-Becomer is a person who misunderstood the meaning of the phrase "can't be assed" and became an ass in response, bellowing "Well I can!". While such a tremendous riposte uncovered an important special ability, a firm hold on it has not yet been had as Rumpus occasionally literally half-asses it to the horror of all within the vicinity.
They are rivals with lazybones Kent B. Arsed.
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