Shag MacHorace

Shag MacHorace was a boy who owned a shaggy dog. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. When the judges had inspected all of the competing dogs, they remarked about the boy's dog: "It's a dag-eat-dog world," the dog's right thigh hanging from his mouth.

The judge was Dag Infinite.

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