Shbongs are mysterious ghosts that roam the countryside. Their names stir curiosity, and many have suggested that it was Diplo who named them. This has since been proven false. The shbongs were named by a madman.

Shbongs crawl slowly in the air, wishing to grasp those who have life with their drumming beats. They drum on metaphysical gongs, creating euphoric "bongs" that can destabilize various parts of the human body including the dong and schlong. Further research has concluded that the "bongs" aren't actually sound waves, but smoke. It is not certain how the "bongs" of the shbongs work.