Shin Sorrow | |
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First Appearance | {$first} |
Title | Sorceror of Sorrow and Horror: SORROR |
Rank | {$rank} |
Role | {$role} |
Status | Sad, Dead |
Cause of Death | {$death} |
Powers | Leaving forever and then coming back |
Abilities | Out-of-sync headbanging/spinning |
Grim Synergy | {$grimsyn} |
Age | {$age} |
Country | The Frozen Wasteland in the Northern Finlands: Ice-Finland |
Height | {$height} |
Weight | {$weight} |
Speed | {$speed} |
Power Level | {$level} |
Blood Type | None |
Family | {$family} |
Marital Status | Single |
Likes | {$likes} |
Dislikes | {$dislikes} |
Treasures | {$treasures} |
Hobbies | {$hobbies} |
Favorite Food | {$food} |
Forte in Sports | Carcore, Skydiving |
Fighting Style | {$style} |
Weapon of Choice | {$weapon} |
Attacks | The Black Majestic Growl 666 Satanic Strings 4 Satanic Strings The Infernal Hammer of Doom Noble Musical Variation Scorched Earth of Solemnity Distortion of Chilling Blackness Arabesque Cannon RIDDLE Symphonic Poem of the Satin Satan Rhapsody of Fighting Spirit Rhapsody of Indigo Sorrow Spell of Sorrow |
Battle Cry | "Now you will know TRUE Sorrow!!" |
Win Quote | {$swagger} |
Most Unpleasant | {$nagger} |
Weakness | {$weakness} |
Favorite Music | Horror movie soundtracks mixed with the sounds of SlamRamming and Carcore |
Personality | Sad |
An unbelievably | Dead |
Shin Sorrow is a skeleton that cries everyday. Originally from the Frozen Wastelands in the Northern Finlands, he is the mysterious WHAMESCO competitor who appears every five years and beats everyone, only to refuse the belt and disappear again mysteriously. His magnum opus is an autobiographical five-act play in blank verse titled: The Travels of the Skeleton known as Shin Sorrow.
He died during the Fall of the Chapel, but later ascended to the dubstep-producing grubhole in the sky known as Lapekto to shed tears over Hero. There he saw the chapelpeople for the first time in ages, having assumed them dead all this time, but did not recognize them until years later because of the Lapektan culture of cosplaying as apocryphal slam gods, which included changing their names to better immerse themselves in the role. The pivotal moment of realization came when he bumped into Gunlord. Despite having the most deceptive disguise through the use of his shape-shifting powers to intentionally trick Shin Sorrow, he was discovered immediately when he began to mew and rub and wink simultaneously.
In order to be allowed to join their ranks, he was told that he would have to report to Giz and gain his permission for every individual action, including but not limited to: breathing(once for every breath), thinking, writing and talking(once for every character or syllable), slamming, ramming, dodging attacks, and any dodging otherwise. As part of his rigorous training to inculcate himself, during the first three weeks the only word he was allowed to write, say, or think was "GRIMHAZZARD".
Usually, Shin Sorrow is so mega depressed that he jumps off from Lapekto on a regular basis. This recurring event has colloquially become known as The Down of Sorrow.
In truth, there may be innumerable reasons for this. Some have considered the fact that Lapekto is such a harsh, noisy environment that most visitors, stalkers, and draculas are driven out covering their ears and screaming for everyone to just shut up. Other likely possibilities include him just liking the idea of leaving forever and coming back, or possibly his crippling dislike of orange.
"yeah but what if I don't want to be here because it keeps getting orange sometimes
then
then what do I doooo."
-Shin Sorrow on sunsets and his preference for lemon-lime.
Shin Sorrow also had an eccentric taste in music, transcending even the most experimental xylophone jazz, which he thought wasn't harsh enough for what he was trying to do: something MEGA DISSONANT and ULTIMATE-SICKNASTY. When he first leapt from Leapekto, the sound of his bones clattering against rock and black metal in the instance of impact and exploding all over the countryside was the most beautiful thing he had ever heard.