Skeleton Athlete
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The Skeleton Athlete ran really fast. He hoped to run across the world, but tripped over a Bingledorp dropping and died.

His preferred attire is cotton clothes (note: Skeleton Athlete does not wear clothes). Rarely, if "killed" by a super warrior, he will eject an obscure tarot card from his ribs. No one knows his true identity. Rumors say that he was the Running Man from High Rule, Newcastlevania.

His more successful brother, Skeleton Medalist, helps lucky people turn into bears.